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Gok Wan to be superseded by Gok Prime
Fashion News: The creators of fashion author and television presenter Gok Wan have announced plans to supersede the current model with the new and improved Gok Prime. The Wan generation has had a good...
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‘Confused’ Katie Holmes keen to get back with Dawson
Celebrity News: Friends and family of Katie Holmes have voiced their concern for her well being, after the newly-divorced actress has reportedly been trying to get back with Dawson. “She’s been through...
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Sobbing 45-year-old woman dramatically tears Twilight poster in half
Celebrity News: After revelations about Kristen Stewart’s infidelity, a middle-aged woman today stormed into her bedroom and dramatically ripped a Twilight poster in half. Robert Pattinson is said to...
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Donald Trump eagerly anticipating din-dins tonight
Din-Dins News: American business magnate Donald Trump has spent the entire duration of a boardroom meeting excitedly talking about that evening’s din-dins. Trump reportedly started the meeting at Trump...
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Lord Coe to be made Dame for Olympic success
Coe News: Lord Coe’s achievements as architect of London’s Olympic Games are set to be officially recognised later this year when the 55-year-old is made a Dame in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours list....
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Top 10 Prince Harry pics
After Prince Harry’s rock ‘n’ roll shenanigans in Las Vegas, we asked Twitter to come up with Royal Family album covers. Here’s a selection of the best… (via @blindfumble) (via @5point2) (via...
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Young cannabis smokers run risk of finding Adam Sandler films funny, report...
Drugs News: New research suggests that young people who smoke cannabis run the risk of finding Adam Sandler films funny. The long-term study which followed a group of over 1,000 people has produced the...
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin to get even blander
Tepid News: Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and his wife Gwyneth Paltrow have announced plans to become even more bland, according to reports. “They intend to become totally vanilla,” said a close...
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Swimming pool sick of D-list celebs using it for photo oportunities
Celebrity News: A hotel swimming pool has spoken of how sick it is of various D-list celebrities using it to pose in for photo opportunities for tabloid newspapers. The swimming pool, part of a hotel...
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Now Rhianna gets a ‘Chris Brown tattoo’
Punching Women News: Rhianna showed off a controversial new tattoo today – denying that it had ‘anything to do with Chris Brown’ or ‘any tattoos Chris Brown may have had recently.’ The striking neck...
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‘Practical Caravan’ is latest magazine to publish topless Kate pics
Royal News: The magazine Practical Caravan has caused outrage after revealing plans to publish pictures of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless while holidaying in France. The publishers argue that the...
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Piers Morgan’s body finally has enough, starts to consume self
Twat News: Piers Morgan’s body has decided it can no longer be a willing host to such an odious little turd and has started to consume itself for the good of humanity. “For too long I have stood back...
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David Blaine to stick fork into plug socket
Magic News: US performance artist David Blaine is to stick a fork into a live electrical socket as part of his latest feat of endurance. “I have wanted to do this for years,” the 39-year-old said at a...
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Inquiry opened into Rod Hull animal abuse claims
Showbiz News: The entertainment industry is reeling in shock after the police have begun an investigation into claims that Rod Hull abused animals during the 1970’s and 80’s. The inquiry was set in...
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Helena Bonham Carter to dress normally for Halloween
Halloween News: Actress Helena Bonham Carter has revealed her Halloween costume plans for tonight – dressing normally. Ditching her trademark ‘gothic ghostly Bride of Frankenstein’ look, Bonham Carter...
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Derren Brown Tricked Into Thinking He’s A Magician
Illusion News: It’s alleged that a TV channel, book publishers, theatres and the general public collaborated to help convince a man he was a famous hypnotist and magician. It’s said that Channel Four,...
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Daniel Day-Lewis Preparing For Donkey Role In School Nativity Play
Acting News: Respected actor Daniel Day-Lewis has confirmed plans to play the part of the donkey in an upcoming junior school nativity play. “I’m looking forward to returning to the stage in what will...
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Depardieu shrugs, drinks wine, denies being French
French News: Gerard Depardieu says he’s stopped being French, despite vast amounts of evidence to the contrary. The Obelix of French cinema brandished his new Russian passport on Sunday before gorging...
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Dame Maggie Smith Gets Tattoo, Wakes Up In Hedge After Golden Globes Win
Awards News: After winning at the Golden Globe awards last night, Dame Maggie Smith celebrated by getting a inappropriate tattoo and later waking up in a hedge. Smith picked up a best supporting...
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Chris Brown Honoured With Giant Golden Memorial Turd
Shit News: Domestic violence performer and occasional rapper Chris Brown is to be honoured in Los Angeles with a statue of a large golden turd. Brown, who in 2009 repeatedly punched then-girlfriend...
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